memeseverdie:

caninegame94:

kafkamilktea:

akoolguy:

kafkamilktea:

thighlander:

ihatejonarbuckle:

kafkamilktea:

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it”