shiftythrifting:

saposhalamonza:

saposhalamonza:

shiftythrifting:

vulcankin:

ruthbaderginsburn:

cattorneyatlaw:

cattorneyatlaw:

ruthbaderginsburn:

shiftythrifting:

You can buy this online if you’re a NERD

Need!!

Oh my god there are so many options!

I know I can’t buy this for every single one of my coworkers but where do I draw the line? The jury coordinator? The deputy clerks that have handled the juries for all my trials so far? Could I convince my judge to do jury selection in one of those masks??

wait i own this but shrimp version Who Is Making Them Please…

oh my god

@shiftythrifting I’m losing my mind looking at this shop here’s a sampling of the best that I’ve found:

Oh God it gets worse

I guess this is leading to me making I BELIEVE IN BEET POOT shit.

Tag yourself I’m “I believe in paper shredders”